mardi 12 février 2013



Top 5 Valentine's Day gifts that will get you laid
Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and who says Valentine’s Day says extra effort to get laid. Your woman won’t put out for free on this so-called special day if you’ve done nothing special to make her Valentine’s Day memorable. You need to put in that extra effort, that little thought that will make her want to jump you like you’re the last man left on earth. Let’s face it, Valentine’s Day for her means romance and love - for you it means an awesome fuck if you’ve done everything right.

Top 5 Valentine's Day gifts that will get you laidAsking your woman for a threesome on this special day is totally out of the question. Keep that for another anniversary, like your Birthday or the day you get bad news from the doctor. Unless it’s her fantasy then stay away from the idea and concentrate on making her happy, because we all know a happy woman is a thankful woman and a thankful woman usually means the most amazing blowjob of the year.
Top 5 Valentine's Day gifts that will get you laidYou don’t need to spend a fortune to please your woman, unless you have a fortune to spend and don’t mind spending it. In that case you don’t need to read this article, just move on over to a jewelry store and get her the most expensive diamonds you can find. That should get you laid instantly. For those who can’t afford to buy love - you’re in the right place.
Think of this as an investment for a good cause. All you need is a little imagination, spontaneity and a little patience to be well on your way to setting up the best Valentine’s Day your woman has ever had, and that means you’ll be humping her brains out all night.


Top 5 Valentine's Day gifts that will get you laid

Top 5 Valentine's Day gifts that will get you laidYou've decided to put away the wallet and offer your woman an amazing sexed up evening. She will probably appreciate it even more than if you would have gotten her a gift. We ladies love gifts, but we love being taken care of even more. Don’t forget, it’s all about her. Start by running a bath. Add bubbles and sea salt (for a softer skin). Light tons of scented candles and drop her favorite magazine or book close by.
While she’s relaxing in the bath, it gives you the time to romanticize the dining room or whatever room you choose to serve your dinner in. Yes - you are cooking dinner for her - there’s nothing sexier than a man in a kitchen. If your cooking results in burnt jell-o then I suggest you get some sushi prepared or ask a caterer to prepare her favorite meal or even better one of these aphrodisiac recipes. (READ MY ARTICLE: TOP 5 APHRODISIAC RECIPES THAT WILL GET HIM INTO BED) Crank up the heat because you will be having an almost naked dinner. Wait for her in your best underwear and prepare the scene. Once she gets out of the bath, she won’t want to get dressed if it’s warm and you’re nearly nude.
Once you've eaten your delicious aphrodisiac meal (keep the strawberry’s dipped in chocolate for later) it’s time to please your woman. Start by massaging her feet, then ask her to move on over to the bed for comfort (getting closer) and offer her the massage of a lifetime.
Prepare the room with great smelling candles, oils and a towel. Lie her down and start at the top of her body and work your way down. Move all the way down to the feet and linger a little at her pussy. Once you’ve massage the whole body, move back to her erogenous zone and give her the most excellent pussy massage she has ever had. I’m willing to bet that by now you’re probably getting down and dirty in the bedroom so I’ll leave you to it.

VALENTINE’S DAY GIFT #2 – SHE IS A PIECE OF ARTTop 5 Valentine's Day gifts that will get you laid

Much less time consuming than the first gift but will cost a lot more. I suggest you take the absolute best couples picture you have, you know the one she shows all her friends and that is highlighted on Facebook? That picture that makes her love you even more every time she looks at it. But most importantly, the picture where she feels the most beautiful.
Take this picture to a local graphic designer, get some nice artwork done or get the picture enhanced and then get it printed onto a canvas at your closest printing shop. Not a cheap tiny one but a nice big canvas minimum of 4 feet by 4 feet. Remember she will of course hang this on her or your wall so make sure it’s done right and that you love it too.


Top 5 Valentine's Day gifts that will get you laid
This one is easy and absolutely free. No need for complicated extravaganzas. It’s the thought that counts right? What you have to do is use your exceptional spy skills and steal her phone. Do not snoop, wouldn't want to ruin the day now would you. Now that she is in the shower and you have her phone, upload “your” song as her ringtone. If it’s not already in her phone which I sincerely doubt, then upload it to her phone and then add it as a ringtone. This one is free and easy and will get your woman going “awwwwwww” when she gets a phone call. If she doesn't, find an excuse to go to the store and call her from there to see if she needs anything. Double surprise!


Once again, it’s easy and free. If you have some Photoshop or paint
skills you can easily, make some cute cards for her. If you’re a klutz with computers then buy some colored cardboard and markers and give it a whirl. Make her coupons that she can redeem at any time. Put things like: Free massage from yours truly, free foot massage, dish-washing free weekend, diner and a movie(her choice of movie), awesome cunnilingus, free home cooked meal, activity of her choice, breakfast in bed, favorite movie marathon, Facebook free weekend, slave for a day, free pass on a blow job, etc. You get the picture? If you’re short for time you can even find some directly on the internet and print them out. If you do this then make sure you personalize them in one way or another with her favorite chocolate or any other trinket she likes and of course put the FREE SEX coupon at the top of the list, it is sure to give her some dirty ideas.


Top 5 Valentine's Day gifts that will get you laid
This will definitely take a little searching but the result will be extraordinary. Find the best pictures of your woman. Also find your best couple pictures. Vacations, trips, kissing and any picture where you look like the two love birds you are.
Once you’ve compiled all these awesome pictures, either you head on over to a Wal-Mart or you can simply do it on the internet. You will build your woman a love book. Wal-Mart offers this kind of service where you can insert a USB disk into their computer and build a photo book and print it there directly. If not there are plenty of web sites who offer this service but you will have to prepare this gift in advance and make sure it is delivered before the big day. If it isn’t then your chances of getting laid that night are rather slim.
Once you’ve printed and wrapped the book, write a little message in it with her name, the date, and your signature. Add a poem or a thought or the words to your favorite song; just make it cute and sentimental. You must know by now that sentimental will get you laid.
I hope these few examples helped you get on your way to creating the perfect Valentine’s Day so you can get what you really want out of it, some hot and naughty sex, because that’s what all guys want right?
You can also find your own cool and fun ideas to make her happy and make sure she then in turn makes you happy. I do not know if you have a specific talent, and that is why I would like to reinforce the use of your imagination rule. For example, you’re a musician? Write and play her a song. You’re an artist? Then paint her portrait. Your good with Photoshop, then make your own personalized Valentine’s Day card with your best couples picture and a nice poem you chose or wrote.
Top 5 Valentine's Day gifts that will get you laid

You’re a photographer? Offer her a seductive sensual photo-shoot with hearts and rose petals. You get the picture? Be imaginative, be fun and most of all put your game face on because you will need to seduce your woman and make her feel like she is the one and only and most important thing in your life. Happy Valentine’s Day and don’t forget, a happy woman makes for a really happy man!

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